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I wonder if they have trivia nights and adult rec sports in purgatory

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cat girls are bullshit. why would we tarnish a perfectly good cat with humans concupiscence. we are born in sin. i dream of being no more than the humble cat

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EVERY TECH COMPANY EVER: we want to make you a project manager but not pay you like one. also you will be doing the project

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hot take: self-care got recapitulated by capitalism so quickly because it 'sounds radical,' it doesn't involve people caring for each other for free, and you can say it about luxury soaps

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laughing and lolling as i make boomers do the fortnite dance on my game show for 1 million dollars. their faces are sweating, veins popping out of their foreheads; you can see how badly they want it.

they should have danced better, then. they get the Pit.

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:brain1: saying "web browser"
:brain2: saying "google chrome"
:brain3: just saying "chrome"
:brain4: refering to all browsers as "apple chrome", "mozilla chrome", etc

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If you ever think you have poor judgement, please remember that the 1908 editor of Puck magazine thought this image was a sick burn against suffragettes.

Anyone playing smash ultimate? I'm looking for play partners on the west coast. Laddering is lonely :0

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@Thomas "OK Gary, the interview is almost over, good job with the technical whiteboard session. now, you just need to best the Black Knight in chivalric combat and we can schedule your start date"

Sex is good but how does it stack up against the feeling of landing a dashback fake out turn around rising double fair as a whiff punish

Heh, that's what I thought.

blog.mozilla.org/security/2019

This is great and aligns with my ideas

But also is in indirect conflict with me at my job

What does that say about my job? 🙃

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time to check out the small internet on my phone

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Oh hey! #Sentry, my employer, has an Open Source grant that you can apply for: https://blog.sentry.io/2019/01/29/apply-sentry-open-source-grant

"Contributing to open source full-time is an opportunity not available to everyone. We’d like to change that with the Sentry Open Source Grant, which offers funding to an individual dedicated to working on an open source project for three months."
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Holy shit, Facebook is paying teenagers to install a root certificate on their phones so they can snoop on all of their internet traffic

Not a joke, this is actually a thing which is happening right now

techcrunch.com/2019/01/29/face

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yo bazingo
tú bazingas
él/ella bazinga
nosotros bazingamos
vosotros bazingasteis
ellos/ellas bazingan

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this new app im using puts my twitter right next to my masto, which is convenient but .. dangerous...... what if i cum on twitter??? what if i out myself as a neocon on here??????

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I can't stop thinking the papa johns slogan is "Better Ingredients. Better people. Papa John's." like he just casually worked eugenics in there

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